Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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