Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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