the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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