she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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