So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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