Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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