that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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