Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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