Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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