1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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