It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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