new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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