yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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