Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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