There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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