Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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