You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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