Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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