Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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