I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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