K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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