If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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