Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
