I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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