If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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