***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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