Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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