found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So much rum. So many feels.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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