I feel like abortions should bother me more
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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