Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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