I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
