I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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