My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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