playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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