you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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