his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just high enough for therapy.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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