Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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