You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well I just put wine in my tea
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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