I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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