I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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