I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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