Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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