Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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