Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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