Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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