Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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