no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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