What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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