Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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