you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Randomize
