Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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