i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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