our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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