i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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