We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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