I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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