Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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