I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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