She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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