So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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