Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just pee around me
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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