Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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