Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
false alarm. still invincible.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
time to smoke my breakfast
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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