i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You are the jesus of drinking
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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